Corrupt a Wish

[Sherlock Holmes]

This is a simple game and what you do is make a wish and the next person has to corrupt the wish before making one of their own.

I wish that criminals would commit more interesting crimes to tax my intellect.

[Harry Watson]

Your wish is granted! You can no longer keep up with them, and they outwit you at every turn.

I wish for a date with an attractive woman.

[James 'Jim' Moriarty]

Your wish is granted! She's an assassin who tries to kill you.

I wish the British Government would stop trying to poke his umbrella nose in my business.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Granted, but you become over confident and make a mistake leading to the humiliating result of Lestrade solving the crime and capturing you.

I wish that I didn't end up being bored so much of the time.

[Harry Watson]

Your wish is my command! Enjoy spending the rest of your life fascinated by drying paint.

I wish I didn't have this bloody hangover.